Friday, January 22, 2010

mah voetz

Here are the candids.

Update: you can see the official list of candidates on the SFUO elections website now, since I apparently forgot to post this for several days.

Welcome to the 2010 edition of AppleDave votes! Before I hear anything anyone has to say about why they should be elected, here's what my gut tells me to vote:

Chieftain: Tyler Steeves. He's so dedicated. This'll be his third time with his name on the bill - he's had years of debates and camp-painting and board membership to really get to know the ins and outs of being president. Let's let him put his expertise (see what I did there?) to work for us.

OR, Marc Kelly. Maybe his candidacy was rejected, but I might give him a write-in vote. His campaign last year and general activities on campus shows us he is apolitical, full of integrity, and a wise and mature leader. His election would bring about a new golden era of the SFUO.

Soashul: Alex Shampoo. Nobody else is running. I wouldn't want to compete with Snowdin, God of Winter, either.

UAffairs: Billy-Bob THorton. I loved his tenants rights campaign and the student bus stuff victory. The dude gets stuff done. Let's keep him around.

SAffairs: Agbodjogbe is definitely getting my vote is not in the race anymore, so I abstain (for now).

Monet: Moneen Hasinoff. She's the only one who really wants it, and therefore the only one who'll have the passion to do it right. SJK and Loko would both rather be UAffairs but can't compete with Teddy. Fancie is branded as being a slate backup, but true or not, he has never given me the impression that he's up to the task of exec work, especially not an important role like Finance has withdrawn from the race and therefore not eligible for voatz.

Communicajun: Triscuit Denummer. He's a dickface and barely speaks Henglish. Vote for him.

BOA: Bay. He has experience in student politics, and wasn't a useless tit on the board like I may or may not have suggested a year ago, so I'll let him stay. Plus, who the devil is this Bassam Javed?

Senate: Undecided, but not Lendrum. I'll wait and hear what the others have to say, but for the sake of feminism I'll say Andrea Bordeau until I hear more.

Who you should vote for BOA: Keep Flynn and Prazeres around and get Brisson out since she's been there three years already. Otherwise I'm not partikalar about how you vote.

When campaigning starts, maybe I'll change my mind. I'm tempted to jump over to the Mark Kelly camp for good. I love him.

1 comment:

  1. Amanda Iarusso would be a good voice for the BOA as well. She's level-headed and dedicated and has some fed body experience.

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